Eccentrically unusual and indisputably insane

Pac Man

2007-11-23T11:35:00.000-08:00

Highly Endangered Frogs

2007-11-23T09:30:00.001-08:00

The Oregon Spotted Frog:

Type: Amphibian
Diet: Carnivore
Average lifespan in the wild: Is unknown, but probably not more than 4 or 5 years.
Size: 5 to 10 cm
Did you know? The Spotted Frog is the only organism to receive an "emergency listing" as an endangered species in Canada

The Corroboree Frog:

Type: Amphibian
Diet: Carnivore
Average lifespan in the wild: 3 to 4 years
Size: 25 mm
Did you know? There are just 3 main populations of Corroboree Frog: The Snowy Mountains, Fiery Range and the Brindabella Range.

The Blue Poison Dart Frog:

Type: Amphibian
Diet: Carnivore
Average lifespan in the wild: 3 to 15 years
Size: 1 in
Did you know? The only natural predator of the poison dart frog family is a snake called Leimadophis epinephelus, which has developed a resistance to the frogs' poison.

The Leopard Frog:

Type: Amphibian
Diet: Carnivore
Average lifespan in the wild: 2 to 4 years
Size: 3 to 5 in
Did you know? A genetic mutation gives rise to the Burnsi leopard frogs, which have no spots.

Lovesick Aliens

2007-11-13T11:58:00.000-08:00

Oh My God Shoes & Let me borrow that Top

2007-11-02T19:08:00.000-07:00

Goddess of Destruction - To The Limit

2007-10-25T19:21:00.000-07:00

Awesome Techno-Punk video

David Lynch's 'Eraserhead'

2007-10-24T08:15:00.001-07:00

The original paternal nightmare. David Lynch's feature length debut. Surreal, twisted and funny in equal measure. Enjoy!

Looks like Bush had troubles fishing

2007-10-21T21:04:00.001-07:00

Virtual Vampires

2007-10-21T13:59:00.001-07:00

A few Toys to think about this Christmas

2007-10-19T20:25:00.000-07:00

The Black Lodge

2007-10-19T09:15:00.000-07:00

Twin Peaks
The Black Lodge full scenes part 1 & 2

Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday

2007-10-18T16:32:00.000-07:00

2007-10-15T23:39:00.001-07:00

(HMM)

Randolph The Reindeer

2007-10-15T08:02:00.000-07:00

Twas the night before Christmas,

When into the bar.

Strode Randolph the Reindeer,

With a big long cigar.

He stood there and snarled,

Like a big ugly cur.

The ashes he flicked,

Burned right through his fur.

He stood there staunchly,

As he burst into flames.

The rest of the Reindeer,

Just called him bad names.

Then the room quickly filled,

With a warm friendly glow.

It came not from friendship,

But Randolph’s big toe.

Then in came Santa,

As he saved the day.

By saying to Randolph,

Would you guide my sleigh?

When Randolph consented,

The Reindeer all cheered.

And even ole Santa,

Gave a smile through his beard.

So if you spy through skies,

And thick underbrush.

And you find a burnt toenail,

Lost in the rush.

Just think of poor Randolph,

As he flies through the air.

With a rancid cigar,

And a clump of burnt hair.

Trailer Trash ABCs (A - M)

2007-10-04T09:21:00.000-07:00

A is for Al - That dumbass spends his time, getting drunk with Sal.

B is for Betty - She is really nasty, dirty, and sweaty.

C is for Cole - On the left side of his face, he has a giant mole.

D is for Doyle - He likes to pick, at his wife’s boil.

E is for Ed - He’s 36 and still wets the bed.

F is for Fay - She just sits around smoking pot all day.

G is for Gary - His back is all gross and hairy.

H is for Holly - She lives in a converted Trolley with Molly.

I is for Izzy - That girl’s nose, is always busy.

J is for Jill - She’s having a steamy affair with her cousin Bill.

K is for Kelly - She’s a Hippy that’s dirty and smelly.

L is for Larry - His looks are out right scary.

M is for Molly - She just got kicked out of the Trolley.

A few favorites

2007-09-28T10:12:00.000-07:00

Movies:

(1) Eraserhead (1977), by David Lynch

Henry Spencer is a man who tries to survive an industrial environment, with an angry girlfriend and the unbearable screams of his newly born mutant child.

You can find it in my movie links on the side bar;
I hope that it works for you.

(2) Twin Peaks; Fire Walk with Me (1993), by David Lynch

A young FBI agent disappears while investigating murder miles from Twin Peaks that may be related to the future murder of Laura Palmer; the last week of the life of Laura Palmer is chronicled.

Sorry no movie link yet

(3) Breakfast on Pluto (2005), by Neil Jordan

As foster kid Patrick "Kitten" Braden (Murphy) grows up, he leaves behind his small-town life in Ireland for London, where he is reborn as a transvestite cabaret singer in the 1960s, and 70s.

Sorry, no movie link yet.

(4) Memento, by Christopher Nolan

A man, suffering from short-term memory loss, uses notes and tattoos to hunt for the man he thinks killed his wife.

Sorry, no movie link yet.

(5) The Kingdom “Riget”, by Lars von Trier

The Kingdom is the most technologically advanced hospital in Denmark, a gleaming bastion of medical science. A rash of uncanny occurrences, however, begins to weaken the staff's faith in science--a phantom ambulance pulls in every night, but disappears; voices echo in the elevator shaft; and a pregnant doctor's fetus seems to be developing much faster than is natural. At the goading of a spiritualist patient, some employees work to let supernatural forces rest.

Sorry, no movie link yet.

Two headed turtle

2007-09-27T08:16:00.000-07:00

I saw this on yahoo news;
It's so cute that I had to post it on here.

DON'T DO METH

2007-09-25T09:11:00.000-07:00

Like in many places, Southern Oregon has a serious meth problem.

So many people destroy their futures, and put many children’s health at risk, it’s sickening.

I as many others am personally affected by it’s use, I have a neighbor that sell it and that brings a lot of real bad and scanky people.

I have lost several friends to it (one to suicide the other two to prison),

I have a family member addicted to it; I see on an almost day-to-day basis the visual affects on her, I don’t get it, why?

I thought the people liked to pay to look better, not like someone over did liposuction on their face.

I did this post to help with the fight against meth, and if you really think about it, meth and it’s users fit into the creepy, weird, and strange categories, as you shall see if you watch the commercial I found a link for.

http://www.somp.org/content/view/48/99/

Santa got Drunk

2007-09-24T13:06:00.000-07:00

Working in a bar last Christmas night,

A UFO I saw in mid flight.

It came and hovered overhead,

I thought for sure we’d soon be dead.

It went and landed in the street,

I heard the patter of tiny feet.

The door flew open and Santa popped out,

It was all we could do not to scream and shout.

He walked down the ramp then stood by his ship,

He was trying to look all cool and hip.

He crossed the street and went through the door,

The first thing he did was slip on the floor.

He lay there for a moment then got to his feet,

Then he yelled, “Hay bar tender give me a drink”.

I thought to myself oh what the heck,

I’ll watch him become a drunken wreck.

He drank nine rounds and began to puke,

Then he wiped his mouth and shouted, “I’m the Duke”.

He got real rowdy and started some fights,

This went on for most of the night.

He went to the corner and knocked down the tree,

Then turned to the fireplace and began to pee.

The Bouncer got angry and through him out,

Before we new it he had passed out.

He woke in the morning singing the blues,

He was a little hung-over and a bum had stolen his shoes.

He crossed the road and got back on his ship,

Then he turned around and gave us a flip.

I wasn’t worried that he acted that way,

Cause I know he’ll be back again someday.

Hillbilly Hot tub

2007-09-22T23:13:00.001-07:00

This house is in Minnesota on Lake Superior,
this entire house was carved by hand.

I found this Pic looking at real-estate ads, one creative way to advertise your property.

Introduction of Billy Balloon

2007-09-22T13:30:00.000-07:00

Billy Balloon

Physical description:

Billy is a sixteen inch lime green Balloon with a multi-colored 3 inch

Mohoc. He has several earrings glued to his face and head, and he wears

heavy black eyeliner and lipstick. His string is very filthy and is covered

in safety pins with a small skull ring tied to the end string to keep him

from just floating away, but not so heavy to restrict him.

Billy's Profession:

Billy floats from corner to corner dealing his bootleg form of high quality

Nitrous oxide from the black market, he usually has the best in the

tri-county area. His customers are from all the classes, the Mayer, the

Banker, homemakers, lowlife’s, young children, and even the Police

Chief.

Billy's personal life:

Billy is a single Balloon; he drifts from Balloon to Balloon,

flirting and balloonizing female Balloons every chance he gets.He has

two best friends Hyrum Helium a blue sixteen-inch Balloon with a large

afro and a hair-pick stuck in the back and large bongo lips. Hyrum’s

string cover is usually so low it shows his string crack,he’s a hip-hop fan

so he has a gold covered plastic clock to keep him semi grounded. And

Eythol who is a red fifteen-inch Balloon wearing an Elmer Fudd

fur-lined hat, a red and white checked scarf around the top of his string,

and a little woodsman tied at the bottom.

What Billy does Privatly in Public:

Billy is a peeping tom that tends to let his air filled head wander getting

him into trouble. He likes to scare small Children, Old Ladies, and Cats

(he hates cats because one once killed a friend of his). In addition, he

really likes Techno music and going to Bondage clubs.

Private/ Private:

When Billy is all alone he wears a thong on his head and

writes romantic poetry, and likes bubble baths in fish-tank

water. He loves to play musicals and sing along with the

sound track. He likes to look at pictures other naked

Balloons under a black light, while taking hits of nitrous

oxide.